carlieee

Australia

Whaddup

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ FearlessBastard

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit , I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."


Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM. human giraffe sits in front of you.

Too bad you can't photoshop your ugly personality.

Nom Nom Nom, Shit i borrowed this pen.

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the fuck you havent made an albulm yet

F.u.c.k life, I wanna be a panda

Woah, Bob the Builder and Barack Obama have the same catchphrase!? Has anyone ever noticed that?!
Yes we can...

Dear dettol, cant touch this. Sincerly, the 00.1% germ.


putting nan in a headlock. Fist puming nan. Nan vs wild. Throwing nan at sluts.

When I'm bored I stand in the corner of my room and pretend I'm a carrot. We all do it.

i hate it when i die from not passing on chain mails.

Not reading terms and conditions because your a fearless bastard.

stabbing the shit out of a microwave meal when it says ''pierce several times''

Calling him Voldemort instead of You Know Who because you're a fearless bastard.

Your not fat. Come on, chin up...and the other one.

Good job Australia. Now rangas are one step closer to taking over the world.

WEll NOBODY IS PERFECT... BUT BEING AUSTRALIA, IS PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE.

Id hit that.........with my car.

come to the darkside.........there's no electricity bill

not answering to dora on the tv cause your a fearless bastard.

Turtles can swim. I can swim. Therefore I am a turtle.

say what you want about pedophiles...but at least they drive slow in school zones.

Cutting corners when running laps for PE because you're a fat bastard.

''Hey, I'd like a coke please.'' ''Is pepsi ok?'' ''Is monopoly money ok?''

If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.

wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
avoid all mirrors

airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life

hear thumps while in shower:
whole family is being killed and you're next

turns off all lights before going to bed:
omg run for the bed before the demons get you

elevator door doesn't immediately open :
trapped forever

realise it's too quiet, where's everyone?
oh god zombies

Current Residence: Melboure <3
Favourite genre of music: pop
Favourite photographer: umm anonymous
Favourite style of art: art > generally
Operating System: mon l'ordinateur
MP3 player of choice: my ipod, its what completes life
Shell of choice: koopa
Favourite cartoon character: Raven or Aang?
Personal Quote: it is the insane people with creative minds who achieve most in life